Freaky Pictures & Whacky Stuff !!

Delta Blues

2007-03-01T14:12:00.000-08:00

Marketing Over Coffee :)

2007-03-01T14:07:00.000-08:00

Our site is about pictures and people and to do our job correctly we need to know as much as we can prior to getting started. Standing outside the box, when the situation allows is what it all comes down to. But when the need for business meetings comes around I highly recommend meeting with people over a cup of something hot at a neutral setting.”

Specializing in Marketing Consultation and Creative Direction, the CreatiVerve maxim reads… “Marketing is the Answer… for your business, product, service and you.” After reviewing the CreatiVerve website at: CV360.com (which for the record is a very impressive, clean and professionally designed website) I am thoroughly convinced that CreatiVerve is worth reaching out to. I would also have to agree that Marketing may very well be the answer regarding anything to do with the success of a product, service, business or you!

It was a positive experience visiting CreatiVerve Online, if you have the time to do so I suggest you drop by and bookmark the site; you never know when you or a friend might need a forward thinking Marketing Solutions Company! I also recommend reading the article entitled “A Balancing Act” by Daniel J. Rocca, it told me a lot about him as a person and I found it to be a very refreshing read.

Secured Loan Applications When You Are Unemployed

2007-02-28T13:54:00.000-08:00

If any of you out ther are like me then this next bit of info may come in handy :)

Back to the freaky pics soon ...Promise ;)

Applying for a loan when you are unemployed money can be pretty tough. In fact, it is when you are unemployed that you mainly need the extra money that a loan could give you. So are you allowed to take one out or are loans only for the employed? Well, the good news is that you can still get a loan if you are unemployed it is just hard finding a company to help you.

The main reason loan companies do not like lending to the unemployed is obvious – they do not have any source of proper income. So just how exactly could they pay back the loan without proper income? That is something you will have to ask yourself. If you could afford it somehow then that is great and you should not let anything stop you from applying, but if you cannot afford it you should really think again. Getting into any kind of debt is advised against so if you cannot afford the repayments it is not worth applying for a loan of any type.

The best thing is that you are a homeowner and apply to get a secured loan. Tenants can also benefit too. The best way to find the loan that you need is to do a search online. It is hard to find companies which offer unemployed loans as it is without scanning the phonebook for hours at a time! So, do your research and you will find what you are looking for!

HOW PERSONAL FINANCIAL PLANNING NOT FREAKY PICTURES COULD HELP YOU

2007-02-28T13:51:00.000-08:00

Moving away from freaky Pictures for the second time but for just a second Im going to talk today about personal Finance. Ill be back with some freaky photos later :)

If you are struggling with your loan repayments, you may want to think about personal financial planning. Whilst many people associate financial planning as a method of preventing debt in the first place, it can also help you out of it too. So, if you haven’t yet thought about it now is the time!

Firstly look at everything that you have coming in. Then the more complicated task of working out what is going out of your bank each month. You will need to split it into sections such as loans, food, utility bills, entertainment, clothing and household costs. Once you have written everything down, study the list and see if there is anything you can change. For example, do you buy so many DVD’s a month when you could actually get away with cutting it down? Do you eat out on certain days when instead you could eat healthier and cheaper at home? Are your credit cards the cheapest available and offering the best rewards? Think about all of the unnecessary expenses and see exactly what you can change to give you a little extra money for your loan repayments.

Many people find that financial planning really does help them and it really will make you feel more empowered about your current financial situation.

My Photo Tube

2007-02-25T17:04:00.000-08:00

Check out a place where you can now have your own online photo Album :):)

Sorry for the lack of photos recently but will be back soon ;);0 wilth more been busy busy with family stuff
Also dont for get the video tube ..

Back From Hoilday Here A Couple to Get Me Started

2007-01-21T18:18:00.000-08:00

Things To Remeber In Photoshop Editing

2006-12-18T21:39:00.000-08:00

Things to Remember in Photoshop Editing

Adobe Photoshop is an amazing program that lets you manipulate photographs to get a more desirable result. It is a program that accommodates your penchant for creativity and your boundless imagination. But used incorrectly, Photoshop will only give you mediocre images.

To avoid poor quality Photoshop work, you should remember a few things that professionals keep in mind. First of all, you should remember to feather the edges of the image you have lifted by around 2-3 pixels. For example, if you had selected a particular image and moved it to a different background, you should feather its edges so that the picture subtly blends into its new background.

You must also remember to retain the proper lighting, perspective, focus and color cast. All the elements that make the photograph realistic should be considered in a Photoshop composition. In the previous example, if you moved the subject to a background where other things have shadows, then your subject must also have a shadow in the depth and orientation that is expected in that background had the subject been originally part of it. If you combine two images of different focal lengths, you also have to adjust the perspective of the resultant image to conform to each other. You also have to remember that if you have different images at different orders, the forefront image must be sharper than those behind it. Finally, the white regions of your image must match in tone and cast so as to present a harmonious-looking composition. To learn more about Photoshop and to see examples check out Photoshop Tutorials at PS Workshop.

Freaky U tube Video Clips

2006-12-14T19:14:00.000-08:00

One of the best buzzs on the internet these days is u tube and getting to that point of laughter sometimes is really healthy so I thought that I would make sure everyone knew what u tube video clips were and how you could benifit from them .
There are many differnet categories at u tube so you should be able to find just what you are looking for from Sport to Automotive see example here utube sport videos well hope you enjoy your videos . Catch you soon

Cup Of Tea

2006-11-07T13:44:00.000-08:00

Good Kiwis

2006-10-26T16:16:00.000-07:00

Global Warming Worries Me

2006-10-23T19:56:00.000-07:00

Ice Cream Anyone? ;)

2006-10-19T15:15:00.000-07:00

Hollywood California

2006-10-18T15:23:00.000-07:00

Hollywood CA is like many great cities throughout the whole entire world. It is a place that many people would like to visit, but few would like to go and live in. If you do not believe me try spending a month in Hollywood California. I have lived in Hollywood California for several years now, so I know just what I am talking about, and that is no lie. The thing about Hollywood California, is that it is the center of almost everything, but there is no center to it itself. It is all one vast smoggy sprawl spread all over Southern California. There is no place to walk around, no good public transit, and no downtown even. Apartments in Hollywood California are outrageous, and even to stay in a Hollywood California Hotel for just a few weeks can be a huge financial drain for just about anyone there is.
That does not mean that Hollywood California does not have its thrills. It really does, and more than just a few. For example, you can take a tour of the houses of the stars, and see all kinds of sites and hear all kinds of sounds. If you are interested in movies, Hollywood California it is the place to be even more than New York City. And of course there are all kinds of wonderful night clubs to see in Hollywood California, because in fact, there is no shortage of the night life in Hollywood, Los Angeles, or really anywhere around that area. It all makes a great vacation spot in spite of the smog. There are even good beaches around, and if you go early in the year, they should not be too crowded. But before you move to Hollywood California, even if you are going there to make your career in film or music, you should really spend a month or two there just to see if you can handle it.
Of course while you are down in Southern California, you might want to think about taking a trip to Disneyland. I know that most people go there when their kids, but Hollywood California is just a hop skip and a jump away, and so it makes a lot of sense to go down there when it is so convenient. There are plenty of things for adults to do, as well as children, so I think you should find it to be a fun time.

Golf-Football

2006-10-13T18:51:00.000-07:00

PURE !!

2006-10-10T21:58:00.000-07:00

Funny Signs

2006-10-10T21:46:00.000-07:00

Odd one Out ?

2006-10-10T21:39:00.000-07:00

All Chopped Up

2006-10-05T14:17:00.000-07:00

Frozen Devotion

2006-09-27T16:37:00.000-07:00

Funny Videos

2006-09-27T16:35:00.000-07:00

Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events is not, one thinks, in the funny videos aisle. But it is considered black comedy, as is one of the best in funny videos for 2005. Especially, the subscript or subtext for the baby, Sunny Baudelaire, is some of the wryest “dialogue” this decade. Sunny’s grunts, representative utterances, or one-word invectives translate logically at times, with her “Hewenkewer [Helen Keller]” denoting she wants to see, but more laughable, her gibberish speaking for all: She tosses out a baby sound at Count Olaf, and the subtitle reads, “What a schmuck!” When the baby with the signature biting fixation is told to bite the head off a bobble-head doll in the car, she utters a gurgled syllable and the baby subtext reads, “Love to!” Sunny, baby-talking in between bites of Count Olaf is translated as “Back off, parrot-face!” and “I’ll bite higher!” And my favorites are her baby burbles translated to “Look it up, bookworm,” and—in response to a loony toons Aunt Josephine about to take in the displaced siblings, who are confronted with her paranoia, obsessive and neurotic fictional tales: Sunny goos and gas and is translated as saying first, in a pejorative uh-oh way, “Someone’s been to crazy town,” and—when continues—“She’s the mayor of crazy town!”
Chris Farley, in The Best of Chris Farley. Though if you watch it knowing it hurt him to play the token fat characters, his hysterical Chippendale wannabe, his Earl “in a van by the river,” and his fat high school girl stuffing her face sets will break your heart at the same time as they have you rewinding to ace with laughs all over again.
If you can get one skit on video, it’s the Goat Boy, created by Jim Breuer on SNL. I was lucky enough to video tape it one night, and no matter who I play it for, we laugh over and over and over. Uncanny.
If you can get them on video or DVD, the stand-up performances of Ellen Degeneres, Paula Poundstone, and Margaret Smith will have you assigning signature bits to your own life, as will the video performances of Louie Anderson. Unforgettable.
As sick as it might be to assert, Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction is also a flick that will have you laughing inappropriately and often.
SNL—Saturday Night Live. The original cast (aka the original SNL players) leaves us humor that is immeasurably unparalleled.
One character skit set on Mad TV: Stuart. Absolutely the best in funny impressions—of a kid and a Midwestern mom. Michael McDonald and Mo Collins should have been on SNL.
Any Seinfeld episode, every Seinfeld episode. All are at the top of the funniest videos of all time. Period.
Almost every Woody Allen, save Interiors, will have the intellectuals popping stuffed shirt buttons with laughter they can’t help but bust into.
George Carlin, Bill Cosby, and Bill Murray. Their stand-up, their comedies, their funny videos, their TV series. Find them. Get them. Watch them again and again. There will be no more war if we all do this.
Some of us are just now growing into Cary Grant’s funny videos, unable to get over the flip, tongue-in-cheek, sardonic lines, delivered in deadpan tones unequalled by anything except his beauty, lines such as “Come in; I don’t bite, you know…unless it’s called for;” or, after Hildy says another man treats her like a woman: “What did I treat you like? A water buffalo?”
Others of us are still hooked on The Marx Brothers and The Three Stooges and Charlie Chaplain, still others of us are re-playing the contemporary and brilliant gut-busters—The School of Rock and Shallow Hal; American Pie (the first one only), There’s Something about Mary [only the uncensored version—useless with the censoring], Meet the Fokkers, Fargo (dark), Ferris Beuller’s Day Off, and Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (with Wilder)
But regardless of subjective tastes, all of the above are clear contenders for the top 100 funniest, drollest, wryest, sickest works of all time.

Funny Jokes

2006-09-27T16:34:00.000-07:00

Humor is subjective, and we know it when we try to pull off a crass joke at a formal dinner party or we tell a highbrow quip at a baseball game. We know it when we flop. We know it when we land a funny, kill, hit the funny bone, too, but how is it that we were funny? How did our funny jokes go over so well?
We don’t have to take the substance out of funny jokes to consider what makes funny jokes funny, really. We just have to have the thick skin and miserable childhoods and caustic, bantering mentality that compose a comic sense of humor…and give a few nods to the elements of a good joke.
The Element of Surprise
When the unexpected—the absolutely bizarre or unpredicted—suddenly appears, the shock elicits [inappropriate] laughter.
You have likely seen (in an old movie, in a melodramatic TV show) a woman slap a man for kissing her. Consider the show, Third Rock from the Sun. Dick Solomon (played by the genius of quasi-slapstick, John Lithgow) is an alien commander sent by The Big Head to study earth humans. Everything is new or daunting or perplexing to him. In the first episode, he is at a gathering with Mary (played by the brilliantly witty Jane Curtain). They end up in the restroom together and he inappropriately kisses her. She slaps him. He looks wounded. Then he slaps her back. He thinks it is part of the earthling ritual. Hysterical, that unexpected out of the norm behavior.
Exaggeration
Slippery slopes make for the funniest of simple jokes. On Tool Time, for example, Tim Allen is fretting about his oldest son Brad (and again, I paraphrase). He says to his wife that if Brad doesn’t go to college, he’ll never get a degree, and if he doesn’t get a degree, he’ll have to move back in, and if he moves back in, Tim and his wife will have to baby-sit the whole new family of Brad, Brad’s wife, their kids, etc., when they are in walkers….
The Truth
Funny jokes are based in truth—somebody’s truth. This is unfortunately how racist jokes have survived, too, as they are based in a common understanding of what is a truth (which is in fact an ignorant mythological, collective truth). But since we can get away with humor about an ethnicity if we are of that ethnicity (and known for our people’s sense of humor, ahem), let’s pull off a mild one here:
What’s a Jewish dilemma?Free ham.
Self- and Other-Effacing Funny Jokes
Telling the truth about oneself is safe. And the more ridiculous the better. David Sedaris is superb at pointing out his own inanities and idiosyncrasies: he writes of having the booze-drinking, cigarette-smoking, aproned housewife mother who has a coffee clatch neighbor over for a visit one morning, and how he, with OCD (obsessive-compulsive disorder), is still compelled to carry out his necessary rituals, no matter how bizarre, no matter that an outsider will witness them. So he walks to the doorway of the kitchen where his mother and their neighbor are chatting, and he steps to the wall near the door, to the light switch. He begins his imperative licking of the light switch. The neighbor is stunned and staring. The mother just rolls her eyes and says something casual, like, “David, stop licking the light switch and come say hello to Suzie Q.” [note: paraphrased from memory]
The Funny Jokes without the Fanfare
Some of the funniest stuff is that which is not prefaced by any warning that it will be funny. The funniest people to me are those who are deadpan—as if they are SERIOUS—and we are the nervous gigglers who can’t quite wrap our brains around whether they are for real or not.
Cary Grant pulled this off in the best of ways, tossing off flip remarks every other line or so of dialogue.
Jake Johansen (sic) tells a wide-eyed, innocent tale that is so funny you pee a little.
No laugh, giggle, grin, or even smirk that indicates it is a joke.
Then again, there are hysterical jokesters who are so funny they can’t contain their usually straight-faced selves, and they laugh, too. This is funny, also. Louie Anderson, Jerry Seinfeld, and Ellen Degeneres come to mind. You can catch them breaking, and that makes their humor all the funnier.
And Timing Matters
This is the trickiest part of telling funny jokes, waiting for the beat, knowing the pause. But if you know your audience, know your joke (are comfortable with it) and don’t TRY too hard, it’ll come for you. Or it won’t, and they’ll kick you out of their homes, and you’ll be so ashamed you’ll move to a secluded hick town where no one laughs, an you’ll sink deeper and deeper into forgetting and depression and drinking Jack Daniels, about which, Robin Williams says, if alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is a wheelchair!

What You Say !? Up Yours !

2006-09-24T21:30:00.000-07:00

What Entrance

2006-09-24T21:24:00.000-07:00

Just Married

2006-09-21T16:02:00.000-07:00

Best Movie One Liners

2006-09-21T01:16:00.000-07:00

The best of the best movie lines are compiled often and by many. So though I am by no means a movie aficionado (though I watch more than the average person), I present the 2006 best of the best movie lines as I deem them. Here they are, in no particular order, though I have numbered them for the purposes of listing:
1. "If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day."
Laurence Olivier’s Heathcliff says this to Catherine in Wuthering Heights.
2. “I am not full of virtues and noble qualities. I love. That is all. But I love strongly, exclusively and steadfastly.”
Judy Davis’s character, writer George Sand says this to Hugh Grant’s Chopin in one of the best movies ever made, Impromptu.
3. “Uh. Oh. V-E-R-N! V-E-R-N!” “Course, ten minutes to Wapner.” “Course, Dad lets me drive on the driveway….” Course, I get my underwear at K-Mart.” “She’s [the casino prostitute’s] very sparkly.” In response to his first kiss and being asked how it was: “Wet.”
All of the above delivered by the master, Dustin Hoffmann, as the greatest character of all time, Rainman—Raymond Babbit.
4. “I'm no friggin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride!”
Said by the genius Nic Cage, playing wooden-handed Johnny Cammareri in Moonstruck.
5. [After Johnny (who has just made love to his brother’s fiancé) says “I love you” to her, she slaps his face] “Snap out of it!”
The wonderful Cher, as Loretta Castorini in Moonstruck.
6. [As Lynnard Skynnard’s “Sweet Home Alabama” plays while cons take over plane]: “Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”
Spoken by Steve Buscemi’s character, Garland Greene, in Con Air.
7. “Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.”
Cage’s smarmy Castor Troy says this in Face/Off.
8. [To girlfriend, Lula, played by Laura Dern] “The way your head works is God's own private mystery.”
Cage’s Sailor Ripley, in Wild at Heart.
9. And from the second greatest movie of all time (in my lofty opinion), Mad Max: Road Warrior, come two best of the best movie lines (or snippets of dialogue):
“I got it!” [The Gyro Captain, jumping to catch a deadly incoming boomerang, a murder weapon used by the grunty little Feral Kid]
“My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Warrior. The man we called "Max". To understand who he was, you have to go back to another time. When the world was powered by the black fuel. And the desert sprouted great cities of pipe and steel. Gone now, swept away. For reasons long forgotten, two mighty warrior tribes went to war and touched off a blaze which engulfed them all. Without fuel, they were nothing. They built a house of straw. The thundering machines sputtered and stopped. Their leaders talked and talked and talked. But nothing could stem the avalanche. Their world crumbled. The cities exploded. A whirlwind of looting, a firestorm of fear. Men began to feed on men. On the roads it was a white line nightmare. Only those mobile enough to scavenge, brutal enough to pillage would survive. The gangs took over the highways, ready to wage war for a tank of juice. And in this maelstrom of decay, ordinary men were battered and smashed. Men like Max. The warrior Max. In the roar of an engine, he lost everything. And became a shell of a man, a burnt out, desolate man, a man haunted by the demons of his past, a man who wandered out into the wasteland. And it was here, in this blighted place, that he learned to live again....” [Narrator of Mad Max: Road Warrior]

My nods of course go to AFI (American Film Institute), as they have their own list of best of the best movie lines; and I acknowledge the critics and true film experts and professionals who also have their lists of the best of the best movie lines, the top ten movie lines, or the top 100 movie quotes.
But these organizations have already established that on the lists-- living forever, in perpetuity--are such lines as Clark Gable/Rhett Butler’s “Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn,” or Mae West’s “It’s not the life in my men, it’s the men in my life,” or Robert Deniro/Travis Bickle’s “You talkin’ to me?” soliloquy.
So I thought it fun to give a heads up to the marginalized lines that have just as much power, make just as great an impact on us movie fanatics.

Beer Freaks

2006-09-21T01:09:00.000-07:00

Freaky Face

2006-09-21T01:08:00.000-07:00

Random Freak Pics

2006-09-19T21:27:00.000-07:00

SMOOOTH Car Pics

2006-09-19T21:21:00.000-07:00

Danger Zone

2006-09-19T21:16:00.000-07:00

Power of the Female !

2006-09-19T21:10:00.000-07:00

Pic Freak FREAK

2006-09-19T21:05:00.000-07:00

Ummmmmmm !!

2006-09-19T21:01:00.000-07:00

Car Freaky Pics

2006-09-19T20:53:00.000-07:00

Pic Freak

2006-09-18T23:47:00.000-07:00